Apathetic-Loser's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

["Stripped" - VHS]

WTF was that?

Oh my GOD!

My brain hurts for watching that! The stupidity of that was way too...

stupid!!

And those take offs? I could tell about Weeblr and bob, but wtf were the other ones doing there?!

And that Shit one?! WTF WAS THAT?!

God man/woman, the anamation in the main feature ruled, all though it looked like something from the Love Hina Dating Game or something. Use that better, and don't do stupid parodys anymore! God!

[The Life of a Ninja]

Dum de dum dum da dummmmm!

I liked it. Good work. Very original.

[Machete Slapdash]

Good

This was good. Not great. Good is the key word there.

I did, however, like your other movie(s) the brunch of the dead, but the previously reviewed person behind me is right, the mouths are quite distracting, maybe you should work on that.

Other n that I have no critisism. Good job. Gratz on 4th place

Riotcomix-2006 responds:

Thank you for reviewing. I will work on the mouths a bit. That is an area of improvement I need to face. I'm glad you liked this movie and the Brunch of the Dead series as well.

[Black Ops: Virus]

Hah

That was so fast It was funny.

Good job, I love your art style.

[Blue Screen : Episode 1]

D+

D+

You could do better. I'm sick and tired of the battle screens. They're fuggin' pissin' me off.

DON'T USE THEM AGAIN!!

Other than that, it's alright. I hate the computerized voices however, you should probably use your own.

[1.) Crimson Pistols]

Hrmm..

Well, the beginning... that was okay, the blue guy was right, the end was the best part.

The use of numbers and shot left in his gun was a good idea, without that, I would've thought he never had to re-load.

Great animation outside, inside, I could see a lot of cut and paste stuff, same image reused over and over.

Do the next one though, but don't take any shortcuts. Make it a month longer if you have to to make it better.

["Waterman" Ep. V]

Hah

I must admit, out of all Newgrounds animations, there only only live 3 artists that have the capability to make me laugh.

You are definately one of them.

Waterman is an awesome flash and I don't care what you fat, pimply perverts who look up porn all day at home, while beating off and drinking diet snapple, hoping you'll get skinnier cause it has no poreservatives in it, wait... I lost my train of thought.

Anyway. I love all of these. Please make more, I thought IIII was the last one but obviously I was wrong.

Sweet. Keep 'em comming.

[Lobster The Lobster Ep 12]

Hah!

These are such crap they're funny.

[Eternal Conquest - Ep.1]

Sweet-ass-sweet

Awesome, great graphics, great background, just great overall. I hope this gets front page.

[Lost spirit.]

Not...good?

Ugh. You know, I usually don't focus on the art, but lately, all I can think about is all this bad, unproportional art with these complicated stories. It just doesn't do it justice.

Listen, go study anatomy. Work on flash animation and introductory opening items. Then come back and give newgrounds hell. Win awards; get a website; be *better*.

Once you do that. I'll give you some good reviews.

Sorry, but this one doesn't look like it'll live up to anything.